A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...