EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...