Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....