Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...