The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...