Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.