Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
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This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
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The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
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Commercial
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A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...