Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...