Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
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Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.