Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...