Ant and a grasshopper
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Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
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A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
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Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
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A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!