How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...