Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...