I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Guess the instructions.
Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1....
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...