Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...