What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....