Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...