Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...