Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...