Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...