An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...