Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...