One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...