A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...