Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...