A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...