Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Call us for assistance
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...