tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...