Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...