Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
The Doc\’s affair.
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...