What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...