Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...