Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
The Naming of Jesus
The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...