Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
How to speak Southern
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...