What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...