Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...