Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...