Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...