Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...