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What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
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A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
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A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
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A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
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