Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...