Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...