Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.