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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
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A bumper sticker
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Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
make a glow worm happy
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Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
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