Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou