Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...