Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...