Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Chain Letter Type lI
Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really,...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...