Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...