How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
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Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...