Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...