What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Brain transplant
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A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...