Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...