Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.