Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...