Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...