Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
R.A.P.
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