Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
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One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...