Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...