The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.