Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...