Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...