Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...