Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...